I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
