Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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