He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
