The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
He passed out mid-signature
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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