I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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