I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Send help, water and tortillas.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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