I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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