Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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