She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Randomize
