wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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