I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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