when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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