In America we eat man semen.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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