Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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