he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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