HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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