Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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