Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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