Girls should come with a carfax report
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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