quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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