Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
