talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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