But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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