well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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