hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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