So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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