so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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