Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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