you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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