I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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