if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I need a beard to bite.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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