Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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