The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
My ass is underappreciated
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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