The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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