did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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