I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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