I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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