He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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