after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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