dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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