tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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