I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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