and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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