Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
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