Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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