There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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