went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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