I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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