i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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