As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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