pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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