I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
