this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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