oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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