Yo dont text me then not text me
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
