Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
two words...techno handjob
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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