Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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