I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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