She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She bit a glass in half.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
You don't make any sense
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