i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I need water and some morals
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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