I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
